Small changes, big problems

Is it just me or did Rush Limbaugh morph into Jabba the Hut overnight? Seriously, it could be me because I do miss things sometimes. Maybe it wasn’t an overnight transformation, but since I spend the time between elections NOT listening to anything Rush says, it does seem like he went from well-fed Midwest idiot to Jabba the Hut. Rush, where did your hair go? All it would take is for your eyes to develop slits like a snake, and have Ann Coulter in some trashy harem girl outfit, and it’d be like watching The Republipire Strikes Back.

Don’t get me started on Ann. She’s an oxygen thief if ever there was one. When the right wingers sucked up to her it was all over for me. Have you ever seen such a plastic creation in your life? Seriously, from her tailored suits to her dark roots she just screams that she was created to annoy those of us that work for a living. I’ve seen Barbie dolls with more depth and intelligence (and certainly better outfits). Seriously, WHAT is the appeal?

But enough about the Republifluffs, let’s talk about some seriously stupid stuff. Bush is declaring the nation’s financial industry needs an overhaul. Eight years in office and he FINALLY reaches that conclusion? The Grand Canyon was formed faster. I find is hysterical that he’s decided this overhaul needs to take place when he’s leaving office. Where was this plan when Cheney and Haliburton were raking in millions of dollars per day? Where was this plan when Enron was bilking millions of people? NOW he wants to fix it? I’ll make a guess here: He’ll come up with a solution to get the troops out of Iraq AFTER he’s been out of office for five years. You go George! Nothing like long careful thought in order to make a plan.

And where has Cheney been lately? I realize he’s probably bored with having no lawyers to shoot at. After all, who wouldn’t want to shoot a few lawyers? But what else is he doing? The person we’ve seen most often at Bush’s side lately is Condi Rice. Has she taken over as puppet master? Maybe that is why George has seemed more articulate lately. Condi does speak better than Dick, and it’s easier to hide her behind George. Mystery solved.

Now Condi is supporting Obama over McCain. Hmmm, a different opinion than the boss? Was Cheney running the Buppet the day Bush endorsed McCain? Condi says she isn’t interested in the VP slot, but my guess is that she’d take it in a second if she could get someone as malleable as Bush in the presidential office. I don’t think she’d do very well with a strong leader. She has too many good ideas and strengths of her own. Of course her ability to lie to cover up Bush’s stupidity is probably her most noticeable trait, and I don’t know how she’d list that on a resume.The latest news flash says that American troops in Iraq have been drawn deeper into the Shi’ite. Who are you tryin’ to kid? So has the rest of the country.

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