Coming out ahead!

Chelsea Clinton is stepping out. Good for you girl! I have to commend Chelsea. In an age where just about every publicly prominent girl her age has flashed her naughty parts sans panties, or married the first of many losers, or been in rehab at least three times, Miss Clinton has kept a remarkably clean record. I remember her as an awkward child, and a shy teenager. I felt so bad for her when Rush Limbaugh decided that picking on adults wasn’t bad enough, he had to attack a child in order to get laughs for his sorry assed show. What kind of adult attacks children on the air? Gee Rush, did you carve another notch in your ever-widening belt because you humiliated and vanquished a 12-year-old girl with a nasty comment about her looks? Looks like Chelsea has the last laugh. She’s only going to get more beautiful and respected, while you continue to descend into being a sad public character that the Republicans can’t figure out how to retire, or dispose of. Save the seat next to you for Ann Coulter, she’s going to need it.

I think Chelsea will be valuable to Hillary, much like Michelle is to Barack. But even more important to both camps is the fact that McCain is being tied so inextricably to the war in Iraq. It’s understandable because he is a war vet, which is highly commendable. He’s a leader and has knowledge of the inner military dynamics that Bush NEVER understood. ( Not that Bush understands much beyond simple one syllable commands and how to shore up those oil prices) Despite all the leadership skills McCain is still NOT getting it. He called Barack insensitive to poor people. Hello! McCain, your party pushed and promoted a war that has caused fuel and food prices to go through the effing roof! Poor people won’t be able to vote for you because they can’t afford the gas to drive to the polls. Who is insensitive to poor people? The Republifluffs have done nothing but try to legislate peoples' morals, without trying to ease their financial burdens. Like poor people give a shit who is banging who when their kids need to eat. WAKE UP!

I’m watching the maps and seeing a huge democratic shift. Are people finally going to realize that every time the Republifluffs get in office we have a war, fuel and food skyrocket, and we get preached at for thinking dirty thoughts. Well the Republifluffs make sure everything becomes so damn expensive when they are in charge that having sex is the only thing people can afford as entertainment, then they try to legislate it.

Here’s what I want to know about every candidate:
What are you going to do to get our troops home?
What are you going to do to ensure that something like Enron NEVER happens again?
When are you going to quit worrying about marriage and the Constituation and start worry about the people’s rights that get stepped on every day through illegal wire taps and snooping?
When will you make stopping terrorists the priority over selling them weapons?

Who are you tryin’ to kid? We want answers, not fluff!